Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Rallying cries for theologians
Apologies to all offended...Liberals
What do we want? Moderation.When do we want it? Preferably in the near future, but only as long as it doesn't put anybody out, OK?
Evangelicals
What do we want? Kingdom Values!When do we want them? Well, we've to them already, thank you...
Anglo-catholics
What do we want? Presence! What do we want them? No, not presents.. Real Presence...Labels: humour
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How about...
Fundamentalist Adventists:
"What do we want?"
"The Kingdom of God on Earth!"
"When do we want it?"
"Half-past two next Tuesday, outside ASDA"
Charismatics:
"What do we want?"
"Instant spiritual gratification!"
"When do we want it?"
"errr.. you didn't really listen to the first answer, did you?"
Christian-pagan eco-feminists:
"What do we want?"
"To hug a tree!"
"When do we want it?"
"Well, you mustn't rush into it. After all, the tree's got to consent as well. Much better to get to know them, take them out to dinner - wait until they take you home to meet the parents..."
or
an alternative Anglo-Catholics:
"What do we want?"
"Nice shiny silky things!"
"When do we want it?"
"When Father says so."
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Fundamentalist Adventists:
"What do we want?"
"The Kingdom of God on Earth!"
"When do we want it?"
"Half-past two next Tuesday, outside ASDA"
Charismatics:
"What do we want?"
"Instant spiritual gratification!"
"When do we want it?"
"errr.. you didn't really listen to the first answer, did you?"
Christian-pagan eco-feminists:
"What do we want?"
"To hug a tree!"
"When do we want it?"
"Well, you mustn't rush into it. After all, the tree's got to consent as well. Much better to get to know them, take them out to dinner - wait until they take you home to meet the parents..."
or
an alternative Anglo-Catholics:
"What do we want?"
"Nice shiny silky things!"
"When do we want it?"
"When Father says so."
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